January 2012
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December 2011
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i feel like there should be a name for the irrational fear that you will accidentally ‘like’ something on the facebook page of someone you don’t know and shouldn’t be looking at
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“I think ‘tollerance’ is actually one of the greatest evils in this world because it doesn’t allow people to stand for what is Righteous.”
thank you for that gem, christian facebook loser.
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i’m trying to find my high school nemesis, and there is NOTHING. seriously NOTHING. and i’m the best ever at internet stalking (not hyperbole).
it’s like he’s doing it just to spite me. STILL, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
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November 2011
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longlivecanapes replied to your photo: am i right? i’m right
Ha. The possibilities are endless, or will end once Wikipedia runs out of articles. I just did one that makes him look like a SLUT.
a very personal appeal.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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i bought a new macbook pro (15”) to cheer me up about my terrible haircut. don’t expect any (crystal clear) gpoys for a while.
(i look like a british rugby player. everyone cover their drinks.)
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last night the friend of one my current collaborators came over to help. he looked like ryan gosling. a less attractive, slightly portly version, but i still got all weird about it. i’m pretty sure the mention of his ex-girlfriend was just for me.
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are you there, god? it's me, art-regret.
or, looking for a job and realising you maybe don’t have any skills
sophie ellis bextor's smash hit 'amyl on the...
new game; put amyl in song titles instead of your face ever again oh boy
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August 2011
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i keep having dreams about new york. more accurately, about failed attempts to get to new york - lost in massive, deserted airports; waking up half an hour before a flight and feverishly packing; stuck at customs without a passport. occasionally, i’ll make it through an board a flight that never lands.
waking up like i’m straight out of lost, “I HAVE TO GO BACK.”
so...
googling 'uncircumcised jew'
~dreamz~
just spending my break at work googling 'albino...
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July 2011
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He led my hand to his penis.
“Katherine … I’d like you to meet...
– so i think i’m doing a reading from judy blume’s ‘forever…’ at my sister’s wedding!
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June 2011
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my sister is refusing to let me dj her wedding
so instead i’m trying to convince her to have ‘toto turner’ hour in which africa and proud mary loop continuously. same thing really.
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May 2011
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you should probably not ask me to play board games...
scrabble is not for ‘fun’
April 2011
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accidentally burning bridges since i shredded my...
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