January 2012
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Jan 10th
December 2011
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i feel like there should be a name for the irrational fear that you will accidentally ‘like’ something on the facebook page of someone you don’t know and shouldn’t be looking at
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
12 notes
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Dec 12th
Dec 10th
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“I think ‘tollerance’ is actually one of the greatest evils in this world because it doesn’t allow people to stand for what is Righteous.” thank you for that gem, christian facebook loser.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
25 notes
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i’m trying to find my high school nemesis,  and there is NOTHING.  seriously NOTHING.  and i’m the best ever at internet stalking (not hyperbole). it’s like he’s doing it just to spite me.  STILL, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
6 posts
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Nov 29th
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Nov 25th
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longlivecanapes replied to your photo: am i right? i’m right Ha. The possibilities are endless, or will end once Wikipedia runs out of articles. I just did one that makes him look like a SLUT. a very personal appeal.
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 2nd
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October 2011
3 posts
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Listensuzi quatro covers ‘born to run’
Oct 31st
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Oct 28th
7 notes
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Oct 27th
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Oct 23rd
September 2011
9 posts
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Sep 23rd
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i bought a new macbook pro (15”) to cheer me up about my terrible haircut.  don’t expect any (crystal clear) gpoys for a while. (i look like a british rugby player.  everyone cover their drinks.)
Sep 19th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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last night the friend of one my current collaborators came over to help.  he looked like ryan gosling.  a less attractive, slightly portly version, but i still got all weird about it.  i’m pretty sure the mention of his ex-girlfriend was just for me.
Sep 14th
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are you there, god? it's me, art-regret.
or, looking for a job and realising you maybe don’t have any skills
Sep 6th
sophie ellis bextor's smash hit 'amyl on the...
new game; put amyl in song titles instead of your face ever again oh boy
Sep 2nd
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
9 posts
3 tags
Aug 28th
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Aug 24th
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i keep having dreams about new york. more accurately, about failed attempts to get to new york - lost in massive, deserted airports; waking up half an hour before a flight and feverishly packing; stuck at customs without a passport. occasionally, i’ll make it through an board a flight that never lands. waking up like i’m straight out of lost, “I HAVE TO GO BACK.” so...
Aug 22nd
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googling 'uncircumcised jew'
~dreamz~
Aug 19th
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Aug 14th
Aug 14th
just spending my break at work googling 'albino...
Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 7th
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July 2011
7 posts
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“He led my hand to his penis. “Katherine … I’d like you to meet...”
– so i think i’m doing a reading from judy blume’s ‘forever…’ at my sister’s wedding!
Jul 31st
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Jul 29th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 21st
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 6th
June 2011
2 posts
my sister is refusing to let me dj her wedding
so instead i’m trying to convince her to have ‘toto turner’ hour in which africa and proud mary loop continuously. same thing really.
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
May 2011
1 post
you should probably not ask me to play board games...
scrabble is not for ‘fun’
May 9th
April 2011
8 posts
1 tag
Apr 26th
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accidentally burning bridges since i shredded my...
Apr 26th
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th